Talk to me about Terminator and dualism.

el fútbol bien, pero vuestra verdura sigue sabiendo a caca y acabo de follar a la shakira en su noche libre #championsleaguefinal

How can I quickly get stats for the top 10 dichotomies?

Esperas años para que los Mossos echan a palos a los vendedores de alpiste de pl Cataluña y se equivocan de fecha.

Dengue vs Chico Pollo http://goo.gl/bX4aX

What's that phrase about the lag between what people think and what they do/how they dress?

Lawyer called Me Busy http://goo.gl/22wrt

John Hemming's just trying to cover his tracks

Some people were saying it was going to be a rolling judgment, but God is saying you may know the day but you don’t know the hour.

Royal South Hants orderly: Where's that surname from? Wales. No sheepskin jacket? I was born in Ireland. Ah, a bog-trotter!

Humanities profs & loonies: only remaining psychoanalysis believers? http://goo.gl/cAN9S

You live and you learn: screwed over by Ryan Parry @ Daily Mirror

Trying to flog Deyan's secrets to the 'bloids

4-metre chicken in salon.

How come it's still easier to find Spanish train connection information on Deutsche Bahn than on Spanish sites?!

OK, I'm sorry I didn't work at school Now will someone give me a million quid so I can have a 2nd glass of wine and stopping writing crap?

If the ECB's José Manuel González-Páramo is such a notable economist, how come there's no Spanish Wikipedia article about him?

70 page report to be researched & written in a fortnight. Anyone got a spare pair of wings?

Struggling to get VLC to stream over local network. Am I thick or what?

Abebooks: Your book has been sent today May 3. Estimated delivery time 3-7 days. Estimated day of arrival May 13. Sigh.

Creative lunacy disguised as research: G Scholl, "Wuthering Heights: Is Heathcliff a Gypsy?" http://goo.gl/WDNJM

Oh God! discovered Jelly Roll Morton recordings for Alan Lomax/Library of Congress!

Time for my patent Osama Chicken Vindaloo with extra chilli.