Interesting online telly station (Spanish time zone) to watch chimes? Can't face the usual

si tanto va a cambiar en #españa querido señor #rajoy, ¿los museos podrán abrir los lunes como en países normales?

je heart&soul Bjorkestra http://grooveshark.com/#/playlist/Bjorkestra/65471446

Un chiste a punto de desaparecer: ¿Está Conchita? No, con Tarzán

No, querido cliente, CNT no siempre significa Condé Nast Traveller

Hay alguien que lea Lucía Etxebarria?

Found Zweite Heimat, preparing to die happy

Desafío festivo anual: encontrar pantalones que no estén hechos para obesos de infarto con las piernas atrofiadas

WTF? Butano €16?

"avec sursis" is just such a pain in the ass

Neighborghood is just such a good word http://goo.gl/5GrUz

Thomas Cook was going to save Lleida-Alguaire Airport from humiliating failure? Yeah right

Christmas curry recipes anyone?

Renfe, la empresa más retrasada del mundo http://www.renfe.com/GA/viajeros/cercanias/asturias/lineas/lineas_mp3.html

Volledige Dialexicon Twents is vrij op internet http://goo.gl/dnWtD

Looking at street organ insurance. Not exactly love at first sight

maven means dickhead, right?

Iron Lady already on Pirate Bay http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4253220

Apparently Idiocracy is only for stupid people ... like me

Google doubts whether I own all the rights to Frenchman washing his feet, and may close me down http://goo.gl/A8ZPn

Time for breakfast cereal version of Fever http://youtu.be/3P_5KO26eKs: Fibre in the morning, Farting all through the night

WTF happened to YouTube click on + to put together a spontaneous playlist? It's completely unusable now

primera política del PP: piratas.cat por la plancha

Assume I'm not the only person getting massive amounts of comment spam from phoney charity, Disabled Veterans National Foundation

Back to writing big band scores...

Chihuahua song http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Elube+Malawi/2UvI7O?src=5

Threw ginormous desert locust over fence, neighbour's dog suddenly quiet, hanging offence?

¿Dónde comprar cochinilla en BCN? Para brazo de gitano sangrante...

If China saves the euro, will I still be allowed to describe it as a genocidal, fascist dictatorship?

http://goo.gl/g96In , pero ¿los tontos / ladrones no fueron a la escuela?

struggling with "así como así" and even more with "así como ási" - honest

Throwing away Philips AK630 CD, first of much such...

Exclusive: Sarkozy daughter *not* to be called Angela

whistler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKga1HGoNZ8

GF not taking well to idea of walking to Rome from the airport

Les glaneurs et la glaneuse / Agnès Varda = stupendous, not so sure about sequel

Stay, Hun: Greece, t'es fou-liche.

Jesus H http://www.stgabrielinst.org/

Spanish 16th century sibilants: someone speak sense?

Whatever they're doing to Google+ is soooo cool that the page swallows all my memory before it opens.

Soria/Valladolid/Zamora 2nd half of October

Rise of Planet o/t Apes, worst film ever?

Terry Zwigoff Bad Santa & Ghost World for tea

Cool: Jazztel / Telefónica fixed phone / internet problem in 24 hrs. Now: what about competitive pricing?

How the mighty fell: Willem Buiter in 1999 predicting doom for a euro-less UK http://goo.gl/hK3dw

Absurd that there's no Talke Like a Spanish Grandee Day. Hmm...

Cat tool use: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqE96WuVUg8

Yaptha/Iaptha/Japtha as (C16th English) synonym for Japan??? Or is it somewhere else?

Putting upstairs on fuzzy & translating my first Romanian! If Catalan is Italian with French grammar and Spanish vocabulary, etc etc...

R.I.P. Jordan Belson/George Kuchar http://goo.gl/9QV8n

Two 15 page Google Docs open in Firefox, no images or funny stuff, no other tabs. Memory use, even after restart: 650MB

If Greece leaves you won't have PIIGS any more, you'll have PIIS http://goo.gl/7F1rs

Russia buying Cyprus? Interesting times via GN/GT http://goo.gl/hK4cn

English-speaking au pair 25-30-ish wanted for family near Llinars for +- 1 year.

30 tour buses in Park Güell coach park = 1500 really slow people inside

Tarragona kid fined 800€ for playing the trombone way after the siesta http://goo.gl/P0TDV

Livesey & Walbrook in Blimp: heaven

Why Homer's a better leader than Montgomery Burns http://dienekes.blogspot.com/2011/08/broad-faced-behavioral-correlates-rise.html

http://www.atraverschamp.com/ Unfortunately no search field allowing one to identify owners of châteaux

Josu classic: Spanish press says Fawkes masks made Time Warner 28M in 2010 http://goo.gl/tLsfW. Or just feeding anti-American sheep?

Hitchcock gets it from the birds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vATtwGZQO2o

Certified Copy: pretentious, moronic shite for Islington pizza-fans

Mockingbird, best Aug 21st film ever

Nightmare trying to share files from Vista Home to Mac OS X 10.6

New tour guide needed for Naples: native-level Italian, outstanding local cultural knowledge, decent money promptly paid

Anyone know where I can get a rooster-tone real time voice changer?

Remind me why embassy staff in Kabul get danger money but civil servants in Haringey don't

Wie zou deze (pro bono) text voor mij even willen controleren? https://docs.google.com/View?id=ddb7bnx7_982cghnzqf2

Muncipal politics in Torrelodones http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/27/world/europe/27iht-madrid27.html

Another bodega gone http://mededebebe.blogspot.com/2011/07/la-filomena-rip.html

"Sorry, I've been to a funeral but I'm still coming to the party. What shall I bring." "Some flowers?" Not one of mine.

7€ Skype credit to use by tomorrow & everyone I need to call is online.

Help clean up this abandoned Burgos monastery http://goo.gl/NXo6r in August: http://goo.gl/qrf4s (see also http://goo.gl/FXnau)

Being spammed by Google AdWords

Fixed phone connection for JazzTel but they won't accept the invoice

Vendedora callejera de productos Santander a camionero gitano: Déjame el micrófono y te compro 5 melones. (h/t http://goo.gl/jzA6a)

Edward Hugh & the Catalan nationalist conspiracy to destabilise Spain http://goo.gl/PxSka

Morning Call misspells item about spelling bee winner http://goo.gl/iABJ5

Bad internet connection, bear with me!

Back in circulation, having survived the blackbird car/mobile wakeup call at Baron Wantage's http://goo.gl/WHHgQ

Querido Sorli Discau, me encantan Staropramen y Budějovický Budvar pero @ €1.30/0.33l sigo con Eroski

Llaman a la puerta los Testigos de Jehová ... en alemán. Que vayan a Mallorca

Research walk 28/6 Vic/Manlleu 20km tiring: Iberian settlement, medieval village, Romanesque/Mozarabe chapels, castle, textiles. Anyone?

Country walk with obsessive gardener. A carload of Indians stops. Mate, where to buy apples? Decent grocer back there. No mate, computers.

C18th pickling: Set [the vinegar and salt] on the fire, let it boil, then pour it hot on your nuts http://goo.gl/fDD8V

¡Online Database of Romance Verb Morphology http://goo.gl/NwDJo ! (thanks http://goo.gl/q6qY)

Let's see how dainty little Swiss scarf designers cope with scorching badger vindaloo

Portuguese gypsies in Goa? http://goo.gl/Q5KAv

Cat's away, so Strauss Don Juan on the box and writing about synthetic fibres

Si Discau <- Discount, ¿de dónde coño sale Sorli? Es una monja china?

Martínez Montiño, Arte de cozina, pasteleria, vizcocheria y conserueria (1611), clásico de la cocina castellana http://goo.gl/Bc40T

Sigo con picadas de mosquito tyrannosaurus de monte Carmelo eclipse

14 days & I'm FB-free!

Genius: BBC iPlayer no longer carries links to national radio stations, and search tool can't find Radio 6

Ex-colleagues who ask you to join them on LinkedIn may simply not understand the y of the x

Cool: Sorli Discau Massens no cobra bolsas d plástico

Hardships of home-working: spring veg curry and http://goo.gl/j5VwR on the terrace at 24º

Al monte Carmelo para el eclipse!

Eclipse de luna en el cielo http://www.redkaraoke.es/ficha/Jose-Mosca/grabaciones/862370

WP hacked yesterday (wp-blog-header & index files, script insertion to redirect traffic). http://goo.gl/88Yof useful ... so far

You know you're a hippy when white mould on the kefir is the big 9am issue.

It's got some good lines, but has anyone actually read all of Molloy?

Throwing out cassette tapes. LPs next, then the CDs.

Alguien @ BCN tiene disco instalación XP + clave producto?

How about fining Spain €150M for growing cucumbers in a freaking desert?

Wahey, a Spaniard who puts on Brel in Flemish!

Barrel organ meets pointillism, hopefully @ Jazz++. I'd really like a MIDI sequencer with Photoshop-like capabilities but have a go with this one

Why after the 2010 reforms are intra-EU VAT rules still so facking complicated?

Can't save large stuff any more in old Google Docs? Ba$tards!

Forced to consume a Berocca Boost: poxiest shite since Martini Rosso

Mozart Gran Partita & the brother-in-law's vitamin pills, concentration magic

Talk to me about Terminator and dualism.

el fútbol bien, pero vuestra verdura sigue sabiendo a caca y acabo de follar a la shakira en su noche libre #championsleaguefinal

How can I quickly get stats for the top 10 dichotomies?

Esperas años para que los Mossos echan a palos a los vendedores de alpiste de pl Cataluña y se equivocan de fecha.

Dengue vs Chico Pollo http://goo.gl/bX4aX

What's that phrase about the lag between what people think and what they do/how they dress?

Lawyer called Me Busy http://goo.gl/22wrt

John Hemming's just trying to cover his tracks

Some people were saying it was going to be a rolling judgment, but God is saying you may know the day but you don’t know the hour.

Royal South Hants orderly: Where's that surname from? Wales. No sheepskin jacket? I was born in Ireland. Ah, a bog-trotter!

Humanities profs & loonies: only remaining psychoanalysis believers? http://goo.gl/cAN9S

You live and you learn: screwed over by Ryan Parry @ Daily Mirror

Trying to flog Deyan's secrets to the 'bloids

4-metre chicken in salon.

How come it's still easier to find Spanish train connection information on Deutsche Bahn than on Spanish sites?!

OK, I'm sorry I didn't work at school Now will someone give me a million quid so I can have a 2nd glass of wine and stopping writing crap?

If the ECB's José Manuel González-Páramo is such a notable economist, how come there's no Spanish Wikipedia article about him?

70 page report to be researched & written in a fortnight. Anyone got a spare pair of wings?

Struggling to get VLC to stream over local network. Am I thick or what?

Abebooks: Your book has been sent today May 3. Estimated delivery time 3-7 days. Estimated day of arrival May 13. Sigh.

Creative lunacy disguised as research: G Scholl, "Wuthering Heights: Is Heathcliff a Gypsy?" http://goo.gl/WDNJM

Oh God! discovered Jelly Roll Morton recordings for Alan Lomax/Library of Congress!

Time for my patent Osama Chicken Vindaloo with extra chilli.

Miriam, where did you get that hat?!

Enamoured of Betsy Nichols http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/TU & Patti Page http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/40035

Using IP Block Country @ Russia, Ukraine, Moldova in face of spam avalanche. I'd block US - main offender - but also has legit traffic.

Had to send in the heavies to extract payment from someone in 2009, and looks like I'm not the only one: http://goo.gl/L3ZBW

Historias revisionistas de la Guerra de los Diez Años?

Is it just Firefox, or does Easyjet's routemap page not actually have a route map? Can't make head or tail

Duh, you need to set Google Spreadsheets to Eastern Time if you want Query(ImportRange) not to screw up the dates.

Heart torn between nasty multimillionaire Portuguese peasant and nasty multimillionaire Argentine peasant

Prueba grabación "El dilluns jo no treballe" http://goo.gl/0p2gH

Gypsy Rose Lee - Flings http://goo.gl/GrCRZ

RFI re improving rural tourism in RSA. WTF?!

British Library Sound Archive cataloguing is pi$$-poor. Eg since when has Clare been in England http://goo.gl/yXdCx?

Eroski supermarkets healthy living advice (on the side of an excellent packet of chocolate biscuits): #1 Have five meals a day.

Cómo se dice la "e" final en el valenciano? Como en el lleidatà? Ejemplo, "El dilluns jo no treballe"

Really hating Google "Showing results for". Why can't they accept that I can spell & type?

Inside Job: Goldman et al = Santander, or Spain's different?

Yeah, 12kg harina orgánica de Rincón del Segura por correo @ 50% precio Veritas

Better class of hay barn in Shropshire: http://www.shropshirestar.com/uk/uk-news/2011/04/06/home-disguised-as-hay-barn-unlawful/

¿Cómo es que los emails de pequeños municipios nunca funcionan? ¿Y que los grandes nunca responden?

Not allowed to go to the lesbians.

Curioso: Baroja 'Desde la última vuelta'@Tusquets sale casi tan caro de segunda mano como nuevo

Borrow ±: What has been the profit of the tongues I have learnt? did they assist me in my day of hunger? No! it was time misspent.

The people in your neighbourhood: http://www.wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=28930&archive=49676&starttime=0:22:21

You wait 100 years for a hermaphrodite memoir, then three come along at once.

More spam from cascanticbcn.com

Fuentes para los inicios del ciclismo de larga distancia en España?

I can hit the high notes. They're just not useful.

Installed LeechBlock on Firefox to kill fascination with internet crap. No FB till 2200, for example.

Grave concern amongst Seville residents regarding Gaddafi's assault on civilians.

So will Obama support Iran if it wants to stop the Saudi military killing civilians in Bahrain?

Photo of Mrs Williams at the graduation of her youngest son, Culus: http://goo.gl/OnV8H

Got more out of the Swedish subtitles than Jeff Bridges, but loved True Grit

Bad news for hoarders, good news for readers: local hardware shop is ignoring the ban on 100W incandescent bulbs and importing from China.

Someone remind me what the point of a no-fly zone in Libya is when Gadhafi has won and our oil supplies are kind of secured.

Lots of {tsunami = Moby Dick II} stuff out there. But then Day of the Triffids was surely a vegetarian revenge scenario.

Folkloric/costumbrist second-hand bookshops in Bologna?

How come so many Italian bed and breakfasts don't do breakfast?

Nothing beats a fried egg. Except three fried eggs.

Brescello is the world's leading exporter of wooden train whistles.

Exclusive: Gaddafi is Peter Mandelson in drag.

So who's distributing all those Libyan tricolors? The same Palestinian untouchable who makes all the American flags to burn in Gaza?

If Britain seizes Gaddafi's billions, does that mean no cuts?

Gadaffi: "If you carry a leaking bagful of water it will make your backside wet." Only if you stick it down your pants, dumbass.

LaCaixa is going mad with charges. What's a good replacement?

Ahmadinejad to join Gaddafi in Caracas?

Wahey, Snabba Cash!!!

Public rejects Bologna-Firenze for Siena & surrounds. But can it cope with Chianti hangovers?

¿Cómo funciona una impresora de HP? Hoja por hoja, diente por diente.

An acquaintance is playing Suppé's Light Calvary Overture this week

Doing distances for Great Tinker Trek

Congrats to Facebook on reverse takeover of Egypt

Are we ready for VP Sillyman?

British rioters put their boots on, Egyptians take them off. The difference: alcohol.

Barrelorganising Dead Kennedys Too Drunk To Fack

Coming up this afty: Machito on barrel organ. Someone's also suggested WWF themes

Sod caterpillars. I look like I've been napalmed.

Pine processionary caterpillar down my back this afternoon and I think my skin's going to fall off

Naming advice, please: what should I call my barrel organ novelty act for weddings/parties/education etc?

Sorry to keep moaning, but taking HTML/CSS editing out of Google Docs was really a big pile of poo

Anyone know what the pianos mécaniques were in the Henri François Rey novel? (Or the Bardem film?)

Anyone know anything about health and safety aspects of polypropylene extrusion (ie powder to thermoplastic)? (It's work, not me)

Gaping arm wounds, but enough Seville oranges scrumped to make several kilos of marmalade

The Spanish voice of the giraffe in Madagascar says my Spanish omelet is better than his aunty's

Worshipping at the shrine of Sophie Tucker

Bummer: hotels aren't giving discounts for the day after the end of the world

Best film of 2010: Winter's Bone

Kitchen full of earth. Gardeners or early-stage coprophages?

The devil is working on my organ http://diabolus.org/

Neighbour says vodka may mask http://goo.gl/RIlKL

Why can you get the BBC cricket commentary in Spain on LW but not online?

testing replacement for ping.fm