Exclusive: Gaddafi is Peter Mandelson in drag.

So who's distributing all those Libyan tricolors? The same Palestinian untouchable who makes all the American flags to burn in Gaza?

If Britain seizes Gaddafi's billions, does that mean no cuts?

Gadaffi: "If you carry a leaking bagful of water it will make your backside wet." Only if you stick it down your pants, dumbass.

LaCaixa is going mad with charges. What's a good replacement?

Ahmadinejad to join Gaddafi in Caracas?

Wahey, Snabba Cash!!!

Public rejects Bologna-Firenze for Siena & surrounds. But can it cope with Chianti hangovers?

¿Cómo funciona una impresora de HP? Hoja por hoja, diente por diente.

An acquaintance is playing Suppé's Light Calvary Overture this week

Doing distances for Great Tinker Trek

Congrats to Facebook on reverse takeover of Egypt

Are we ready for VP Sillyman?

British rioters put their boots on, Egyptians take them off. The difference: alcohol.

Barrelorganising Dead Kennedys Too Drunk To Fack

Coming up this afty: Machito on barrel organ. Someone's also suggested WWF themes

Sod caterpillars. I look like I've been napalmed.

Pine processionary caterpillar down my back this afternoon and I think my skin's going to fall off